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The Thong Whisperer
Submitted by a reader:
Through a popular
internet dating service, I met "Jack" (not his real name).
works in a popular clothing store that has a separate store for male
& female and found in most malls here in Southern California.
He is a guy that would wear an orange shirt and has no black shirts in
his closet simply because it's boring. He is very hardworking
and in touch with his family (who lives in the East Coast) and very
romantic and passionate on the phone and emails. It seems
like he's a very interesting person and I was so intrigued by his
personality that I agreed to meet with him in person. I like
guys to be tall (my pet peeve) and "Jack" is not that tall for a guy but
yet, I wanted to give him a chance.
a very casual date but I still dressed to impress. When he
arrived to pick me up, he even had flowers (how sweet,
right?). While on our way to the restaurant, he all of a
sudden became quiet and aloof. So I started a conversation and his
reply was, "It didn't look like you in the picture." That
started the end of the night.
tried to be polite and still have a decent meal and evening. I was so
clueless that he was judging everything that I am. I was too fat, I was
not that pretty, I don't wear a thong. He only dates women who wear
He also didn't like that I wore dark blue. Again, to Mr Fashionista, a dark color =
When he dropped me off at my place, I felt like he'd prefer to
kick me out of his truck. Then silly me remembered the flowers at the
backseat. He's reply, "Oh yeah, it's back there," meaning
open that side and get it yourself.
jerk is about 5 feet 7, white as a ghost, and bald! Of course
he wasn't like that in his picture, too! I am not vying for Miss
Universe here but I am not bad looking, and who was he to judge me?
couple more emails were exchanged between us, but it was more a hate
mail than any other. I was so pissed but just the same, life must go on.
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